nonsensical claptrap: Archive

Feb 10th

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So I just sent an email to my teacher

doctorshawki: Hi Mrs. Rose, My printer is currently being very moody, immature, and refusing to work. I may or may not be able to print my introduction paragraph and topic sentences if he continues this behavior (yes the printer is a boy, his name is Francis.) In case Francis continues this behavior, I have attached the document to this email as proof of the completion of my (ingenious) work....

Feb 10th

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Feb 8th

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Feb 7th

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Feb 6th

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Feb 5th

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Feb 5th

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Feb 4th

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 3rd

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Feb 2nd

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Jan 29th

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I can’t I can’t I can’t I can’t at all. I can’t deal with everything that’s happening. I really can’t.

Jan 29th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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Jan 28th

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pica

dictionaryofobscuresorrows: n. the smallest measurable unit of human connection, typically exchanged between passing strangers—a flirtatious glance, a sympathetic nod, a shared laugh about some odd coincidence—moments that are fleeting and random but still contain powerful emotional nutrients that can alleviate the symptoms of feeling alone.

Jan 27th

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